Friday, May 22, 2009

Card Disclaimer

To whom it may concern:

I have been notified that I have missed some greeting card worthy events in the past.

I do understand that I have and continue to do so-at times not at all-at times late-and at times ever more rarely, on time.

I would just like to set up a disclaimer.

I have called on birthday's, anniversary's and other occasions but trying to find a card that says the right thing is absolutely one of the worst tasks I sometimes take on.

It could take me 30 minutes at one stop, maybe finding something, maybe not before I find a card that it suitable. And that's assuming I get it on the first try. So, don't ever think I haven't thought about you before or on your birthday or anniversary. Sometimes I've wasted more time looking for the right card while you haven't even gotten one.

Meg you got yours a month late and your present will be boarding a plane with me shortly.

Em-you didn't get a card nor a present yet. I haven't forgotten.

Mom-you didn't get a Mother's Day card. Sorry. I do love you and love everything that you've done for me in my 25 (almost 26) years of existence. In fact, I don't even want another mom!

So, I extremely dislike shopping for cards for any occasion.

If you get one, you should exclaim GREAT! Sweet! This is the best card he found for me in no less than 30 minutes of looking at cards!

If you don't then you should expect a call.

If you get neither I wasted too much time at the store looking and I'm bitter about it. :) Or I just forgot. I might have done that before too.

Anyhow-I love you family!

1 comment:

Megan said...

i'm not sure you should say all that and then say you "wasted" time looking for the card. it wasn't a waste, you were just trying to find the "right" one. anyhow-emails are just as good with your own greeting. :) sometimes we feel bad if you don't call or send something. maybe just me. lol